Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Creepy Doll Guy

Sorry for the brief hiatus! Not to worry - it was caused by travel NOT by lack of material! Of course please keep in mind that I would like to share YOUR material too! Email me directly or comment on a post and I will include your emails/profile finds in a future post. I'm equal opportunity so you are not limited to sharing only straight guys. There is plenty of humor no matter who you are looking to date!

Today's fine fellow gets a failing grade on multiple fronts.

1. The photo - Yes, he had some normal photos too but WHY would you post a photo of you and a creepy doll/zombie that you found on the beach? Sure, I would have photographed it too but not for my online dating profile. Look for a post at a later date just on the do's and don'ts of profile photos.

2. Depressing opening line - Losing a child is extremely sad but that shouldn't be your opener. Follow that up the fun fact that you are separated (despite your profile stating "divorced") and your low expectations for online dating in general - who wouldn't want to beat feet to your door?!?!

3. TYPOS - This is a huge pet peeve of mine. I know I've been guilty of it myself (thanks Mom for catching them for me! :) ) but simple misspellings are the worst. On the flip side, maybe he is looking for a respectful, kindhearted witch? It's tough out there for our magical friends.

Where my witches at? I'd like you to meet Rob!


Rob4boys42 
Huntington Beach, CA | 42




I am a father of all boys. 1 child, 1 teenager 1 in heaven & the last 23. Work live in Orange County near the beach. Been separated for close to a year now. This is my 1st internet experience dating. Not expecting much but thought it's worth a try. I feel that life is allot more rewarding when you have a lover to share it with so after the past year I'm kinda pushing the envelope per say.

I enjoy the outdoors, getting up early to get the most of the day. Traveling up down the coastline, snowboarding local mountains to Mammoth or camping/hiking Yosemite. Not much of a late person except for a weekend night or an event, maybe the late movie. Enjoy family/children and the one I'm in love with. What's more important? Laughter and forgiveness are the key.

I am a hard worker in the printing production/graphic arts field, usually berried Mon. through Fri. 9-5. Loyal to my relationships. Respectful kindhearted witch is how I want my sons to be raised. I cherish a loving relationship look forward to finding my match. Marriage would be a blessing but until then we will see what happens. Think it's time to have some fun dating and see where it takes me.

Looking for a woman who loves to smile, and isn't scared to let her true self shine. Loves family/children, her career spending our free time together. She make's a fair income so combined we could achieve all goals set before us. She is smart and her outer beauty compliments her inner beauty. One that lets the little things go keeps one foot in the future as well as one foot in the past.

If all this makes you think "right on! " then send me an e-mail so we can discuss our future meeting.

Best of the day to you,
Rob

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