Back in 2014 I wrote a post called "Paging Doctor Douche" which was quite popular. Shortly after I posted my last entry in January, I took a look to see if anyone had commented on ANY of my blogs. What did I find? This little gem posted in July 2015. I couldn't wait to share it with you!
Hey....it's Dr. Douche.
I stumbled across your blog and what can I say..... some of your comments are amusing, but wow.....get a life already! You're evidently still single and your entire existence seems to revolve around mocking prospective online dates. It's pathetic. It's even more pathetic than the people you mock.
You know my first name so we must have emailed, spoken, or perhaps even gone out. Mercifully, I have zero recollection of who you are. Consider that: aside from your snarky wit and sharp tongue.....there's nothing. Zero. You're completely forgettable.
If you have not reread my original entry about this fine fellow, I encourage you to do so. I don't believe I used the words narcissistic but obviously should have because the only way he would have found this entry is by GOOGLING HIS OWN ONLINE DATING USER NAME. Who does that? (Okay, I did that after I realized that was how he found my blog!)
I stand by my analysis of his profile in my original post and his comments actually do more to back it up than to tear me down. I have no desire to actually engage in a back and forth with this guy (is it just me or does he come across like the type of guy that trolls sites and starts flame wars just for the fun of it?) but I can't help myself from making a few comments here.
1. Stop Googling your OKC user name - you are not that important.
2. Of course you don't remember me - I didn't respond to your email once I read your obnoxious profile. I love me some dry humor but I think it's a stretch to say that is why your profile is what it is.
3. If my "entire existence" revolved about mocking prospective online dates, I could have written a book by now not just post every few months.
4. Single or not, I have enough material for years of posts waiting in the wings. Your sweet comments jumped over some other great material. Pat yourself on the back!
5. Appreciate the compliment on my snarky wit and sharp tongue! Glad you also find me amusing! These are all some of my favorite qualities too!
6. Obviously I'm not too forgettable if a post written in 2014, by a girl you don't remember got under your skin this much.
7. Most importantly, thanks for reading! The success of this blog is not only the fantastic profiles/emails I see online but also the audience. I appreciate you being BOTH!
