Is this guy an ESL drop out?

We all have a lot of special gifts and unfortunately the ability to learn new languages quickly is not one of mine. So I do have some empathy for the gentleman below however there are so many things wrong with his profile beyond his grasp of the English language that I couldn't pass up sharing this hot mess. I've started the post below with the "insightful" message he sent to me. Do you think he was trying to say "Hi Hon"? Listen up guys, even if English is your first language we generally don't respond to messages like that. Show that you read our profile and comment on something, ANYTHING! Enough of that - now it's time to meet...


nolucho - 36, Los AngelesMessage - Hi, huz

My self-summary

IMPORTANT NOTE:

I BEEN SPEAKING ENGLISH PER 5 YEARS, IF YOU SEE SOME SPELLING MISTAKES, BE THOUGFULL, IM NOT IGNORANT, IM A VERY EDUCATED PERSON, IS THAT HAVE ONLY JUST 5 YEARS WITH A LENGUISH MAKE DIFICULT TO BE PERFECT IN SPELLING, COULD YOU? ANYWAY IM TRYING MY BEST ;)
Very simple....the true? Just looking for a new friend, that her sensuality, smarth actions and good heart push me to the limits and one day make impossible for me to keep my hands out of her ;) , and with this I don't mean casual sexual encounters or open relationship! Just the real deal, I have it before, so I can't be happy with less than that!
Who we are with out real connections?
How could you love someone beyond sex if is not your friend, real friend!!!

I love outdoor activities and art. ;)

What I’m doing with my life

Well ladies... I love traveling, extreme sports ( I'm a adrenaline junkie), I don't take my self too serious, not sentive but have feeling , loooove a good laugh and have fun.
I'm a grow man, with a real job and career, responsible. I do social work and love give a good example. Even though break some rules in a smart way is fun ;)

I work in postproduction
Surfing
Snowboarding
Educating my ugly dog "josecito"
Learning
Helping

I’m really good at

you wanna go left or right?!,.......right?!, ........... you wanna go left or right!!,........right???........ babe!!!! left or right?????!!!!............ .... ... LEEEFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! ....... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!....... (horn honk) ........ (tires screeching)..... CHRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..........................

FOUR MONTHS AFTER

........... .... .... baby, ... left or right??????, ......... .......................... .................................................................................................................... T_T .............really????...... ....... are you....... are you serious??????............do you really wanna do this again???!

The first things people usually notice about me

My strong accent.. perhaps....my English is not good,.... but my British acent is even better.......:)

Update:
I have a good English, is my grammar what's kill me.. I been told lately, that I use big and complicated words, big vocabulary, but I speak like a very educated "Yoda" (star wars)
"If talk with me you want< a good girl you most be" ;)

I have pics with and with out beard, I look very different with and with out.. so no surprises

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

technology books im a vfx and cgi supervisor and technology go fast, i use to be a professional dancer until 3 years ago so i love musical theater, i know odd, love when harry meet sally, loooove music... , i love sushi but cook sushi(. i know i know.. fake sushi consumer)

The six things I could never do without

Snowboard with out helmet.
ink my self with out a mean.
jump from the plane with out parachute.
books
Talk with my family, I have a big one!
my friends
My ugly dog...

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I spend a lot of time thinking about

Food!! I love food..
Why hod dogs come in packs of 10 and the bread on packs of 8?!
What is my dog doing when I'm not in home, I been want put a camera in home when I'm not there, I been resisting accomplish this idea, just because I don't want see things moving alone and discover that my house could be paranormal activitie 5!!!!!..

On a typical Friday night I am

out with friends,
reading with wine
Playing music after a long work week.
love movies in the bed chilling with my dog
............ Josecito..........

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I use baby pacifier till I was 6 or 7!!!! And i loveeeeee it, my mom use to take it from me and my sister give them back to me :)!! I love my sisters!

I’m looking for

• Girls who like guys
• Ages 27–38
• Near me
• For new friends

You should message me if

Brain is my mayor aphrodisiac!!!
If you are smarter than me or challenge my brain, my body and heart will be your!
You would like meet new people
Want have fun and discover the world, or just LA :)
how i said... simple

If you know what codependency mean ;)

Creepy Doll Guy

Sorry for the brief hiatus! Not to worry - it was caused by travel NOT by lack of material! Of course please keep in mind that I would like to share YOUR material too! Email me directly or comment on a post and I will include your emails/profile finds in a future post. I'm equal opportunity so you are not limited to sharing only straight guys. There is plenty of humor no matter who you are looking to date!

Today's fine fellow gets a failing grade on multiple fronts.

1. The photo - Yes, he had some normal photos too but WHY would you post a photo of you and a creepy doll/zombie that you found on the beach? Sure, I would have photographed it too but not for my online dating profile. Look for a post at a later date just on the do's and don'ts of profile photos.

2. Depressing opening line - Losing a child is extremely sad but that shouldn't be your opener. Follow that up the fun fact that you are separated (despite your profile stating "divorced") and your low expectations for online dating in general - who wouldn't want to beat feet to your door?!?!

3. TYPOS - This is a huge pet peeve of mine. I know I've been guilty of it myself (thanks Mom for catching them for me! :) ) but simple misspellings are the worst. On the flip side, maybe he is looking for a respectful, kindhearted witch? It's tough out there for our magical friends.

Where my witches at? I'd like you to meet Rob!


Rob4boys42 

Huntington Beach, CA | 42

I am a father of all boys. 1 child, 1 teenager 1 in heaven & the last 23. Work live in Orange County near the beach. Been separated for close to a year now. This is my 1st internet experience dating. Not expecting much but thought it's worth a try. I feel that life is allot more rewarding when you have a lover to share it with so after the past year I'm kinda pushing the envelope per say.

I enjoy the outdoors, getting up early to get the most of the day. Traveling up down the coastline, snowboarding local mountains to Mammoth or camping/hiking Yosemite. Not much of a late person except for a weekend night or an event, maybe the late movie. Enjoy family/children and the one I'm in love with. What's more important? Laughter and forgiveness are the key.

I am a hard worker in the printing production/graphic arts field, usually berried Mon. through Fri. 9-5. Loyal to my relationships. Respectful kindhearted witch is how I want my sons to be raised. I cherish a loving relationship look forward to finding my match. Marriage would be a blessing but until then we will see what happens. Think it's time to have some fun dating and see where it takes me.

Looking for a woman who loves to smile, and isn't scared to let her true self shine. Loves family/children, her career spending our free time together. She make's a fair income so combined we could achieve all goals set before us. She is smart and her outer beauty compliments her inner beauty. One that lets the little things go keeps one foot in the future as well as one foot in the past.

If all this makes you think "right on! " then send me an e-mail so we can discuss our future meeting.

Best of the day to you,
Rob