Monday, October 27, 2014

Too crazy to be real OR SO crazy it MUST be real?

I just don't know where to start with this one. I usually highlight a few key parts I don't want you to miss but there are just too many on this particular profile. It would ALL be highlighted! He started out with a relatively nice yet generic message (see below) and then there is the big can of crazy that is his profile. Seriously, so crazy I can't imagine this is a real person but then again who would write this up in a fake profile?! His photos had him in a suit at an office which was very confusing due to his excessive typos. I guess it doesn't matter if it's real or fake - it's worth a read! Do you like guys that are good at "county cards" and knows "Fairy Princess Cotton Candy"? Then you should get to know the guy below!

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Hello there, I would like very much to chat with you today; because I enjoyed your profile! You look so attractive on your main picture with that welcoming smile and your stunning eyes, wow! How are you?




cuteagapito

44  M  Montebello, CA


My self-summary
Good news! Good news!!

I finished my latest personal development training program with fairy princess cotton candy. She has certified as the most desirable bachelor in all of the fairy realms.
This is what she had to say about me:
"This exquisite gentleman is the real McCoy. He is a very smart, very creative, and highly intuitive. While he claims he can't read people's minds, i am sure that that is his secret weapon. The first time he entered my training room, I was feeling flustered and just being a disgusting fairy princess. So, he saw me and immediately told me to follow him. We drove to King Taco and I had the best ever carne asada burrito in the history of my fairy kingdom. So, you see, this wonderful man here didn't know what I wanted but saw, he read in my aura, what I needed and took care of me.
That's a fragment of a long and boring recommendation letter given to me by fairy princess cotton candy after I completed her course.
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting my aura reading skills. Is not what you weite on your profile abourmt you; it's what your very own energy broadcasts to rhe world.
I’m really good at
County cards
You should message me if
If you are interested on a serious ad hoc relationship.

Open to communicate via text. I will ask you to text me after we exchange 2 emails here.

If you're mature enough to not be offended if I ask you out to meet after we text for one or two days, or because i selected casual sex.

If you don't have tattoos on your chest or boobs.

If you're not wearing stupid mickey mouse ears on you picture, or you're not posing with retarded Disney characters. Yes, dianey is the beginning of the evil empire.