You should message me if:
-If you're educated, fit, attractive, and financially independent.
-If you happen to be a climber who can lead 5.10a trad, I might consider becoming your sugar daddy:) This even applies if you're an Avatar fan.-Also would consider 'LA 10s' with low self esteem that wait tables and 'act' in brain dead short films. Wait...actually don't contact me.
Other notes:-You must be STD free and that includes Type I herp. I don't care if 1 in 3 of the population have it and got it from 'kissing their mom' as a kid. I don't have it and don't want it on my lip or penis. PLEASE HAVE AN UPDATED COPY OF YOUR COMPLETE STD TEST with in the last 30 days or earlier depending on how many partners you have had. We will not have any sort of contact until we show each other full bacterial and viral test results. Thank you.
-Despite my very strong male inclinations, I don't respond to messages for casual sex; this includes, but is not limited to, invites involving your lifestyle friends and their white trash bash get togethers.
-In about 8-10 yrs, I'm planning on sailing around the world for a few years. You must be comfortable in small spaces, mentally detached from useless stuff, able to embrace managed risk, have a natural affinity for exploration, dislike cars, hate phones, be comfortable during long periods of silence, find pleasure in staring at vast stretches of openness, not get too stressed when things get stressful, and of course enjoy hot daily love making sessions despite a slight decrease in hygiene and the taste of salt.
-If you happen to be a climber who can lead 5.10a trad, I might consider becoming your sugar daddy:) This even applies if you're an Avatar fan.-Also would consider 'LA 10s' with low self esteem that wait tables and 'act' in brain dead short films. Wait...actually don't contact me.
Other notes:-You must be STD free and that includes Type I herp. I don't care if 1 in 3 of the population have it and got it from 'kissing their mom' as a kid. I don't have it and don't want it on my lip or penis. PLEASE HAVE AN UPDATED COPY OF YOUR COMPLETE STD TEST with in the last 30 days or earlier depending on how many partners you have had. We will not have any sort of contact until we show each other full bacterial and viral test results. Thank you.
-Despite my very strong male inclinations, I don't respond to messages for casual sex; this includes, but is not limited to, invites involving your lifestyle friends and their white trash bash get togethers.
-In about 8-10 yrs, I'm planning on sailing around the world for a few years. You must be comfortable in small spaces, mentally detached from useless stuff, able to embrace managed risk, have a natural affinity for exploration, dislike cars, hate phones, be comfortable during long periods of silence, find pleasure in staring at vast stretches of openness, not get too stressed when things get stressful, and of course enjoy hot daily love making sessions despite a slight decrease in hygiene and the taste of salt.
