Back in 2014 I wrote a post called "Paging Doctor Douche" which was quite popular. Shortly after I posted my last entry in January, I took a look to see if anyone had commented on ANY of my blogs. What did I find? This little gem posted in July 2015. I couldn't wait to share it with you!
Hey....it's Dr. Douche.
I stumbled across your blog and what can I say..... some of your comments are amusing, but wow.....get a life already! You're evidently still single and your entire existence seems to revolve around mocking prospective online dates. It's pathetic. It's even more pathetic than the people you mock.
You know my first name so we must have emailed, spoken, or perhaps even gone out. Mercifully, I have zero recollection of who you are. Consider that: aside from your snarky wit and sharp tongue.....there's nothing. Zero. You're completely forgettable.
If you have not reread my original entry about this fine fellow, I encourage you to do so. I don't believe I used the words narcissistic but obviously should have because the only way he would have found this entry is by GOOGLING HIS OWN ONLINE DATING USER NAME. Who does that? (Okay, I did that after I realized that was how he found my blog!)
I stand by my analysis of his profile in my original post and his comments actually do more to back it up than to tear me down. I have no desire to actually engage in a back and forth with this guy (is it just me or does he come across like the type of guy that trolls sites and starts flame wars just for the fun of it?) but I can't help myself from making a few comments here.
1. Stop Googling your OKC user name - you are not that important.
2. Of course you don't remember me - I didn't respond to your email once I read your obnoxious profile. I love me some dry humor but I think it's a stretch to say that is why your profile is what it is.
3. If my "entire existence" revolved about mocking prospective online dates, I could have written a book by now not just post every few months.
4. Single or not, I have enough material for years of posts waiting in the wings. Your sweet comments jumped over some other great material. Pat yourself on the back!
5. Appreciate the compliment on my snarky wit and sharp tongue! Glad you also find me amusing! These are all some of my favorite qualities too!
6. Obviously I'm not too forgettable if a post written in 2014, by a girl you don't remember got under your skin this much.
7. Most importantly, thanks for reading! The success of this blog is not only the fantastic profiles/emails I see online but also the audience. I appreciate you being BOTH!
I'm a 48 year old physician with many interests and hobbies outside of medicine. I enjoy my job and find it interesting and challenging, but I'm only too eager to get away from it at times to do the things I truly love. I'm an amateur car collector and I'm constantly tinkering on cars and old Spanish motorcycles, I play piano and harpsichord (so so) and guitar (a bit), cello (bring ear plugs) and I enjoy hiking, cycling, reading and traveling. I'm not much into sports or TV. I grew up on a farm and I really like the country, I have a place up in the mountains ( no, it's not a cabin or a unabomber style shack) where I've been spending practically every weekend away from the city- so I hope you enjoy the country and horses. ( I don't actually have horses, but there are some of the creatures around the neighborhood) I'm not just a white trash gearhead however. I am somewhat cultured: I mostly listen to classical music, play classical piano (rather badly), and have an avid interest in European history and art history, and architecture. I'm much more likely to be at the Hollywood bowl than any sporting event.
I'm looking for an attractive single NON Republican woman who lives in California or maybe the Pacific Northwest, 33-46 years old (no exceptions) who is slim or slender (also no exceptions, unfortunately, that is important to me), callipygian, intelligent, kind and interesting- please respect those basic parameters, I'm not going to make exceptions. Someone who doesn't mind getting their hands dirty, as I always have some sort of project going - house, automotive, garden or otherwise. Also, someone who doesn't have and is open to the idea of not having children... as that's not in the cards for me anymore. I like kittens, puppies, baby goats, lambs, pinacate beetles, and I think Ruby the baby wombat is adorable. Human babies? Not so much. I'm passionate about the environment and the future of the planet, and I think we all have to make sacrifices before we reach the point of no return. I have a healthy scepticism regarding human behavior and intelligence. The planet's climate is rapidly changing for the worse- it should be painfully obvious to anyone with eyes a few neurons upstairs- and yet humans carry on, like demented puppets, fiddling in some absurd play while Rome slowly burns. This is going to end quite badly for humans in the not too distant future. Wake up already!
I've met a lot of nice people online, but as yet no one that sets my heart aflame. I guess my life is pretty good just the way it is and I've come this far alone, so it hardly seems to make sense to settle at this point....but I'm guessing many of you are feeling the same way. Right?
If I read another profile from a"fashionista" or a "yogini" describing her love for shopping, Vegas and reality TV I just may draw a bath and slit my wrists. Surely there are some quality non brain dead people in the area? I'd love to hear from you if you exist.
I don't care if your IQ is 180 and you're amazingly beautiful, if you write to me something like "U know wot U want," I'm going to just assume you're an idiot and ignore you.
What's with all the East Coasters (and New Yorkers in particular) making a point of letting us know where they're from (usually in their first sentence) and proclaiming to have some sort of East coast mentality or personality -as if that elevates them to some sort of royalty class compared to plebeian Californians. They almost seem apologetic that they now live in California, as if it were some momentary indiscretion or that they somehow sold out by moving here. Well, I have news for you.....the last time I was in New York, everyone seemed loud and obnoxious. It's not even an attractive accent. Get over yourselves already!
Also, please keep in mind that some of my snarky sarcastic comment in the questions section are just that: snarky sarcastic comments, mostly tongue in cheek, but containing a kernel of truth. Many are not meant to be interpreted concretely. It's called dry humour to those who don't know.
I'm looking for an attractive single NON Republican woman who lives in California or maybe the Pacific Northwest, 33-46 years old (no exceptions) who is slim or slender (also no exceptions, unfortunately, that is important to me), callipygian, intelligent, kind and interesting- please respect those basic parameters, I'm not going to make exceptions. Someone who doesn't mind getting their hands dirty, as I always have some sort of project going - house, automotive, garden or otherwise. Also, someone who doesn't have and is open to the idea of not having children... as that's not in the cards for me anymore. I like kittens, puppies, baby goats, lambs, pinacate beetles, and I think Ruby the baby wombat is adorable. Human babies? Not so much. I'm passionate about the environment and the future of the planet, and I think we all have to make sacrifices before we reach the point of no return. I have a healthy scepticism regarding human behavior and intelligence. The planet's climate is rapidly changing for the worse- it should be painfully obvious to anyone with eyes a few neurons upstairs- and yet humans carry on, like demented puppets, fiddling in some absurd play while Rome slowly burns. This is going to end quite badly for humans in the not too distant future. Wake up already!
I've met a lot of nice people online, but as yet no one that sets my heart aflame. I guess my life is pretty good just the way it is and I've come this far alone, so it hardly seems to make sense to settle at this point....but I'm guessing many of you are feeling the same way. Right?
If I read another profile from a"fashionista" or a "yogini" describing her love for shopping, Vegas and reality TV I just may draw a bath and slit my wrists. Surely there are some quality non brain dead people in the area? I'd love to hear from you if you exist.
I don't care if your IQ is 180 and you're amazingly beautiful, if you write to me something like "U know wot U want," I'm going to just assume you're an idiot and ignore you.
What's with all the East Coasters (and New Yorkers in particular) making a point of letting us know where they're from (usually in their first sentence) and proclaiming to have some sort of East coast mentality or personality -as if that elevates them to some sort of royalty class compared to plebeian Californians. They almost seem apologetic that they now live in California, as if it were some momentary indiscretion or that they somehow sold out by moving here. Well, I have news for you.....the last time I was in New York, everyone seemed loud and obnoxious. It's not even an attractive accent. Get over yourselves already!
Also, please keep in mind that some of my snarky sarcastic comment in the questions section are just that: snarky sarcastic comments, mostly tongue in cheek, but containing a kernel of truth. Many are not meant to be interpreted concretely. It's called dry humour to those who don't know.